Stag Dos - The Do's and Don'ts

We all know how bad a stag party gets out of hand and why not, I mean it's not like the stag is ever going to get drunk and disorderly again after hes married is it?! Yeah right! We all know it's a perfect opportunity for both parties to go wild before they tie the knot.

Now have you ever been to a stag party or seen what goes on at a stag party? If you haven't you are missing out! A stag parties main highlight is the female stripper or strippers who usually come half way through the evening to perform sexy strip shows and one on one lap dances. What I have noticed is how many men do embarrassing things, things they wouldn't dream of doing the next day. So I have decided to put together a little list of dos and don'ts for your stag party:

• DO - Strap dildos to the stags hands using duck tap and one on his forehead
• DON'T- Grab the female stripper anywhere unless she asks you to
• DO - Hire a dwarf and handcuff him to the stag
• DON'T - Ask the stripper if she does extras 
• DO - Buy the stag as many shots as possible
• DON'T - Get arrested for sexual assault
• DO - Buy the stripper a drink if she agrees
• DON'T - Go home before 12 - you will be uninvited to the wedding if you do this
• DO - Pull the stags pants down and underwear why his hands are consumed by dildos and duck-tape 
• DON'T - Tell any woman anywhere what happened on your stag do
• DO - Have a brilliant time 
• DON'T - Forget to tip the stripper!! 

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