Strippers and Birthdays

Strippers and Birthdays...what a great combination! That's why you tend to find both male and female strippers at birthday parties, they go like peas in a pod, just like bread with butter or jam with toast, they perfectly define one another as yin does with yang.

So if you've booked a birthday party and you haven't booked a stripper, you need to sort that out otherwise you're going to have what we call a pretty dull and dead party. Do you really want your only action to be from your drunken Nan at 2am taking her blouse off ? No!

You would typically think that strippers are more popular with males then females but that's wrong, very wrong in fact more women since the film Magic Mike crave the seduction of a male stripper and simply cannot get enough, they go wild for it!

To get you in the mood, even if you're not special and having a birthday, this you will appreciate I am sure! Happy Friday ladies and gentlemen...

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Stag Dos - The Do's and Don'ts

We all know how bad a stag party gets out of hand and why not, I mean it's not like the stag is ever going to get drunk and disorderly again after hes married is it?! Yeah right! We all know it's a perfect opportunity for both parties to go wild before they tie the knot.

Now have you ever been to a stag party or seen what goes on at a stag party? If you haven't you are missing out! A stag parties main highlight is the female stripper or strippers who usually come half way through the evening to perform sexy strip shows and one on one lap dances. What I have noticed is how many men do embarrassing things, things they wouldn't dream of doing the next day. So I have decided to put together a little list of dos and don'ts for your stag party:

• DO - Strap dildos to the stags hands using duck tap and one on his forehead
• DON'T- Grab the female stripper anywhere unless she asks you to
• DO - Hire a dwarf and handcuff him to the stag
• DON'T - Ask the stripper if she does extras 
• DO - Buy the stag as many shots as possible
• DON'T - Get arrested for sexual assault
• DO - Buy the stripper a drink if she agrees
• DON'T - Go home before 12 - you will be uninvited to the wedding if you do this
• DO - Pull the stags pants down and underwear why his hands are consumed by dildos and duck-tape 
• DON'T - Tell any woman anywhere what happened on your stag do
• DO - Have a brilliant time 
• DON'T - Forget to tip the stripper!! 

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